Reasons TMZ would hate me when I'm a celeb

In this age of instant information, I would confuse  the pure mess out of a paparazzi photographer.
I can imagine the story on TMZ or Entertainment Tonight sounding like this...
"We followed comedian/actor/producer Jon Champion all day long..that fool bought a cheeseburger, took his dad a fish plate from Jack's Seafood and went home Much to our chagrin... no cocaine was purchased and no hoochie mamas were slapped."
I'd be the most boring celeb ever compared to Lindsay Lohan, and Chris Brown.
I'd show up on sets early because I'd appreciate the blessing it is to have a career you love.
I'd constantly work on my craft and the only time you'd hear about me doing anything was when it was time for my next project to be released.
Nothing sexy about me...not beating my wife because I love and respect her too much for that kind of foolishness.
Plus she's a few feet taller than my tiny fat ass and would whomp me on the top of my head one good time  and be done.
I read this article about Chris Brown telling a crowded nightclub his take on how men should talk to their women.
I disagree because I've got a few years on Chris and I've seen his method doesn't seem to work.
Maybe he needs to make sure he's pleasing Rihanna so that she's telling him it's HIS.
It seems that he's not listening to her..she seems to be saying..well..when it's not yours, it's DRAKE'S.
I'm just saying.
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Paul Mooney show review Raleigh

My wife and I saw Paul Mooney perform at Goodnight’s Comedy Club in Raleigh this weekend.

The show was incredible.

His set  is far from a standard comedy show.

Considering his legacy..writing with Richard Pryor..discovering and encouraging Robin Williams..Sandra Bernhard and John Witherspoon..free speech was in full effect.

Besides Mooney being hilarious, the other comedy came in the form of the look on some of the  audience members faces when he went full blast. 

I describe it this way…imagine if “Homey the Clown” from

In Living Color (a character which he  created) came to life on stage.

Bitter.

Biting

Sarcastic

Funny as hell.

It was almost like a master class on sarcasm.

My advice to the people who didn’t expect or understand is to read up on the creative genius that is Paul Mooney.

One of my favorite bits was the one about President Obama.

“He can get those white folks money…36k for a fundraising dinner?

What’s for dinner..COCAINE?”

See him while you can.